- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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