How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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