- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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