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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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