- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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