Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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