Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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