- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

One, two, three, four and five

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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