I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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