- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

What's big and messy? A big mess

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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