- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

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