Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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Anti Joke

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