- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

if you don't like this you're gay

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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