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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What is white and black and red all over.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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