- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Homosexualism is so gay man

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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