Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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France had one revolution

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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