- Anti Joke

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

1+1=2

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer