If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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Brain fart

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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