How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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