- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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