A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

what do you call a black guy african american

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

someone called someone else a frog

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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