Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

what is worse than a guy pissed?

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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