What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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