What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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