- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

drugs.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

knock knock Dave's not here.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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