- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Knock Knock. Doors open

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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