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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

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