- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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