- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

What is white and black and red all over.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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