Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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I love you

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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Denard Robinson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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