- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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