- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

The chickens have become self-aware!

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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