- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

A van drives into a car.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Poop

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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