A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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A woman wears a dress.

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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