- Anti Joke

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

69 What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

SHUT UP JP

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.