Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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