- Anti Joke

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

I have an idea! You leave.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome