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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

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