Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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HOLY COW!

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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i committed murder

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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