1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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it was all Tagart

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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