A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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