- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

A hill billy went fishing

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

if you don't like this you're gay

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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