Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Eric is gay Ha

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Justin Beiber is a good singer

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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