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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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