- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

How old is your mom Dead

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