- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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