- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

I have a really funny joke.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Whats green? The color green.

9/11 my birthday

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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