Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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Two hunters are in the woods. One of them clutches his chest, falls to the ground, and loses consciousness. In a panic, the other hunter calls 911 and tells the operator that his friend might be dead of a heart attack. The operator says "Before we send a coroner instead of an ambulance, first make sure he's dead." The hunter says "Alright." There is a pause and then BLAM! "Okay," says the hunter, "now what?" The operator follows standard procedures to keep the hunter on the phone, lucid and calm. 45 minutes later, police reach the scene, arrest the hunter and begin a months-long investigation. Forensics determines that the dead hunter was likely alive prior to being shot in the face at point-blank range. The defendant is charged with first-degree murder and receives a 30-year sentence. On the 9th year of his sentence, he is stabbed in the chest 6 times by an initiate in a rival prison gang and dies the next day. He was 53.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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