Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Why is the ground wet It rained

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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