- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

What is white and black and red all over.

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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