- Anti Joke

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader