Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Poop

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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What's blue? The sky.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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