What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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