- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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