- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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