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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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