- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Obama = ebola

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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