- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

This is not a joke.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Please don't shoot me

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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