- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

how do you save a black man ... u don't

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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