- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

The cream, it is coming

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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