how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

the power to turn magnetism into light

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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