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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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