- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Urban ghettos

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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