What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

A penis walks into a bar..

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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