- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

antonio has a penis head.lol

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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