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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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