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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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