Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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