How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

thumb_up thumb_down +8

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

thumb_up thumb_down +8

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

thumb_up thumb_down +8

My peni s

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

thumb_up thumb_down +8

A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops