- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Detroit has a low crime rate

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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