- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

every knight i see an owl at window

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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