- Anti Joke

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

I am dyslexic

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog