- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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