- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

women's rights.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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