- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

What page are you on The gay page.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Take part of what?

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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