- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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