- Anti Joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

pull my finger (farts)

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

pull my finger (farts)

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew