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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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