An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

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Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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Anti Joke

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