- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Turkeys are obese

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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