How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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Diarrhea

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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