Whats brown and smells bad poo

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Anti Joke

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