Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

men's rights activists

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

all these jokes are horrible now

Knock Knock Who's there

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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