- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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