You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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