- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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