Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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