knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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