A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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