What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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