- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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