- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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