- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

If life gives you lemonade.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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