- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

poop.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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