What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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like most people my age. im 27

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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Neither have I

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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