Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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Wait! hundred billions!

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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PICKLES

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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