Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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