Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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You idiot.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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