How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

A Chinese man fails a math test

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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