- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What's the difference between a duck?

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

the WNBA.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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