- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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