- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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