every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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Gus's mom

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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roses are red violets should be purple

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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Anti Joke

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