Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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