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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

A penis walks into a bar..

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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