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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

I'm homeless.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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