- Anti Joke

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang