Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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