Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Weaner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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