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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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