Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

A guy at a baseball game....

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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