- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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