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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Haha, I get it..

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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