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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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