- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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