- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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