Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Michael Brown

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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