- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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