- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

I was watching Fox news.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Badabing.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

your no better than a cockroach

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Wait! hundred billions!

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

knock knock... ...no answer

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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