- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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