- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

read me write me

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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