- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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