What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

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Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

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Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Well it all started when 7 did something horrible to 8 and 9. Always being used for various things and never getting credit, 7 finally snapped one day at the office. He went home for lunch, which was uncharacteristic for him. He came back with a large duffle bag and a trench coat on. He walked into the the middle of the office and opened the bag and trench coat. The events that followed are now known as the office slaughtering of 1992. 7 ended up gutting 8 alive and eating its intestines. 9 was forced to watch then inch by inch was cut up. His heart was ripped out and shown to him before he died. The body was then thrown into acid, and 7 hung himself with piano wire, but lived. 7 also has herpes and 6 doesnt want anything to do with that shit.

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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