- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Knock Know! Come in!

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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