Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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