Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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