Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Chlamydia

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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mexicans fishing

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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