Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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