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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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