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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

What's 2+2? Fish

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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