How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Phew... it's gone.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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