Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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