What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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