- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

A bar walks into a man

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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