How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Pickles

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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