whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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