- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

So a bar walks into a man...

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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