- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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