Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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360 NO SCOPE

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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