When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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