- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

roses are red poo is poo

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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