Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Knock Knock.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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