- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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