- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Morman Religion.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Women's rights

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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