- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

I like that, but why am I happy?

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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