- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

Roses are red Im adopted

If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

I will create more jobs for americans

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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