- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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