- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Beka has AIDS

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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