- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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