How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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