- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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