- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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