- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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