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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

guess what>? your mum lol

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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