what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

A blind man walks into a library.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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