Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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