Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Robin get in the batmobile!

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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