- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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