The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...