- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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