- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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