Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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ugvvvvvv

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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