What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

roses are red poo is poo

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

roses are red violets should be purple

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Gus's mom

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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