What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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You idiot.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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It was the week of the school formal and a girl rang up her date and said I don't have a dress for the formal. He said ok the lets go out and buy one. So they went to the dress shop to buy one but the line was really, really long so they waited in the dress line for ages and ages until they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. As they did, the girl said well I suppose you need a suit, so they went to the suit shop, and again, the suit line was really long but they waited in the suit line and they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. Then the guy said, well if we want to go to the formal in style, then we will need a limo. So they went to the limo shop but the limo line was really long as well. But again, they waited in the limo line and they got to the front, paid and left. It was finally the night of the formal, she had her dress, he had his suit and they arrived in their limo. Everyone was having a great time and the the girl said to her partner, I'm a bit thirsty could you please get me a drink? So the guy went over to the drinks table and went to get a glass of punch but there was no punch line.

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

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What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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