- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

I C U P White stuff

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

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