- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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