- Anti Joke

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

sky silverstein

Roses are red, yup.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever