Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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