A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

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News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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An man walks to a bra

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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