- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

One, two, three, four and five

I will create more jobs for americans

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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