- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Guess what? I like trains.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Death by kayak

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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