Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Massie is a fatass

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Peas

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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