- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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