- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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