What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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I'm Coming

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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