- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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