- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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