- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

It's all Taggart

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

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