whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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snowglobe

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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su algato es en fuego

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