He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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