- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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