Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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My peni s

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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