- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

The New York Giants

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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