What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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You are joking right?

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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