Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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how man

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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Knock knock Get off my porch homo

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

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Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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