- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

speak now or forever hold your pee

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

knock knock who's there? your destiny

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

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