- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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