Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

I am dyslexic

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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