- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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