- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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