- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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