Black people having a Job.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Amanda Knox walks home free.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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