your mama so old, shes dead.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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Pickle

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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