What is funnier then 25 9/11

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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