- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Smelly Indians.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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