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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

scraggle is in you pillow case

A cat playing laser tag.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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